Its Candy Season?

1. She said "Its valentines day, its candy season". There is a season for this?

2. I had a dream like this last night. I was eating a bunch of burritos that someone bought, and there was a dead animal in it! I think it was cow. I was totally grossed out. I could not finish the rest and tried to pass it off to someone else.

I mean really people, you eat chickens, cows and pigs but, a little worm is where you draw the line? Man up and eat your animal protein you pansy carnivore!

3. Hey Ma! I got all of these candy bars for only $.01 a piece. They say they are expired but, they still look good to me.

4. Didn't anybody tell them that candy is bad for you?